Here's where you can help

This is the juicy bit.

I'm accepting $1 (one American dollar) contributions to help fund my business endeavor.

Why in the world would you want to do that?

Because it's your (or your fellow woman's) self-confidence. It's for fun. It's buck. It's Paypal.

Because we really need to reclaim the bedroom back from the claws of Vivid Entertainment, bored trust-fund bimbos and Girls Gone Wild. 

If you need some sort of confirmation that I am real, want to contribute more than just a buck or want to discuss business, please feel free to contact me: [email protected]  

No I won't talk dirty to you, so don't even ask.